You have been

Deceived

My clever ruse has relieved you of all of your Facebooks, Tweetspirations and bank accounts. There is no escape as I have also replaced your identity with that of infamous Russian hacker Igor Badguyivich. You can expect the Internet Police to come knocking on your door in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... maybe later. In my most devious move I have subscribed you to my newsletter.
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